Time for the recap of episode 3. Therapy sessions are in Spencer and Heidi's future and Stephanie gets either a lucky or unlucky break at People's Revolution, depending on Kelly's mood.
•So Stephanie just lets herself in Spencer and Heidi’s apartment and Spencer is doing nothing as usual. He hurls a nasty comment at Stephanie regarding her hat. Bravo!
•Then Stephanie gives Spencer the 411 on Heidi’s 3rd grade boyfriend.
•Spencer decides his reaction to this should be to go out and have fun too and Stephanie tells him to be on his best behavior as if she’s admonishing an elementary school student.
•Lauren sits down for a meeting with Kelly Cutrone and Kelly likes her shirt even thought it’s not black. I thought Kelly specifically told Lauren and Whitney that they always had to wear black. Did MTV convince her that there are other colors that are camera friendly?
•Also, why does Kelly always look like a hot mess? Please, someone advise.
•So Kelly wants to get a new intern and she wants Lauren’s help. Watch out Lauren.
•MTV has alerted Stephanie that People’s Revolution wants a new hire and so she starts working over Lauren at lunch.
•Back at Heidi and Spencer’s, they’re discussing their relationship and if it’s worse to eat dinner with your 3rd grade boyfriend or do shots with a hot bartender.
•Fantastic! Stephanie arrives for her interview with Kelly Cutrone and she’s way nervous.
•This interview is the best! Stephanie looks like she’s about to wet her pants when she tells Kelly that her final objective in life is to have a hand bag line.
•Unfortunately for Stephanie, Kelly frowns on interns using her company to promote themselves.
•Kelly is most interested in knowing if Stephanie is capable of printing labels. Stephanie looks at her like a deer caught in headlights. She gives the same look when Kelly begins speaking French.
•Kelly also explains that crying is not allowed in her office. This looks like a good time for me to start taking bets on how long Stephanie can go without crying on the job.
•So finally the world’s funniest interview is over and we’re in the car with Spencer and his out of work porn star friend Charlie. Charlie has some funky car dance moves.
•Meanwhile, Heidi and Stephanie are out for sushi and they decide to roll up on Spencer and Charlie.
•So Stephanie and Heidi find Spencer chillin with Stacie the bartender and her peeps. Heidi drops an f-bomb!
•Then the insults start flying back and forth and I heard something about home wrecker and dog and housebroken. Man, these kids are witty!
•Heidi spent the night with Stephanie and decided during the night to break up with Spencer.
•Stephanie has a better idea and suggests therapy cause everybody in LA has a therapist.
•Back at People’s Revolution, Kelly tells Lauren that she’s responsible for Stephanie and if she messes up, it’s Lauren’s head. Lauren now looks like a deer caught in headlights.
•Best line of the night was from Kelly to Lauren, referring to Stephanie, “You may want to kiss her on the cheek but I’d put a gun to her back and make sure she stands up straight.” Brilliant!
•Then Heidi meets up with Spencer for breakfast or brunch or something. They don’t have real schedules anyway; they’ve got all the time in the world.
•Heidi lays down the law and tells Spencer they need therapy.
•Spencer believes a therapist’s credentials are only defined by the fact that they went to school one year longer than he did.
•The waiter comes by the table and delivers the scripted set up for Heidi to drop the final line of the show, “we’re done.” Finally!
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