Monday, August 18, 2008

Heidi's Overdosin'

Breaking news! Heidi has a new song out called Overdosin'. Click here to listen. I know Heidi is the girl people love to hate but I gotta say, she's smarter than me. She took her status as a second rate character on a teeny bopper "reality" show and turned it into a fashion line and music contract. She's definately working it. Having said that, her lyrics totally lack substance and there's nothing that makes her voice stand out but somebody's gobbling it up or else songs wouldn't keep popping up. So, peeps what are your opinions on Heidi? Don't keep them to yourselves.

The Hills Are Alive

It's that time of year again. Time for fake relationships, crying mascara tears, Hollywood fashion, awesome music and best of all DRAMA. That's right peeps, The Hills is back. I've been waiting all summer for this show. VH1 let me down with I Love Money and Brooke Knows Best is one of those shows I can catch on the reruns. But I tune in on time to The Hills and I can always count on it to bring back the wonderfulness that is scripted reality TV.

So on tonight's premiere, Lauren threw Audrina a B-day party for which Lo basically remained MIA. Lauren was stressed playing hostess by herself and lamented her concerns to her date, Doug. Lauren convinced Lo to chat with Audrina and the talk was quite painful. Basically, Audrina is fine with the fact that she and Lo will never really be friends and she stated it quite bluntly to Lo. I feel like Lauren definitely tries to make Audrina feel welcome and Lo may be a bit jealous of Lauren and Audrina's friendship.

The drama continued with Spencer and Heidi as Heidi's sister arrived to stay for a few days. Spencer is not fond of anyone invading his space or taking away from his time with Heidi. This just means that he was his usual charming self in the way that Lucifer might be charming. As Heidi's sister was leaving, she mentioned moving to Cali permanently. Heidi thought it was great, Spencer smirked and pouted.

So here are my favorite quotes from this episode:

Audrina: "Lo is super b**chy."

Spencer: "My middle name is nice."

Lauren: "The type of drink you order says a lot about you." This was right after she ordered a Fuzzy Dragon. I have no idea what a Fuzzy Dragon is, I figure it's some variation of a Fuzzy Navel. Anyway, her quote sounds like some sort of Chinese Proverb with a Valley Girl twist.

Lo: "Well, we'll just enjoy the company that comes." Lo said this to Audrina during her B-day party regarding the friends Audrina chose to invite.

Seven days until the next episode and I'm already jonesin' for my next dose of DRAMA. To check out more info on The Hills and watch full episodes, click here.

The Hills (Spring Sing 2008)

As we begin the 4th and possibly final season of The Hills, I felt it necessary to post this hilarious parody. Please enjoy.