So it was busy last week and I didn't get to post this recap until now but here goes. The drama in this episode was almost as free flowing as the Jagermeister. Almost.
•Audrina and Lauren are shopping and talking about Frankie’s BBQ.
•Lauren tells Audrina that Brody told Jayde about their night together.
•Then Lauren adds a profound quote “It’s not fun when vacation baggage follows you home.” She’s like the Dali Lama of Beverly Hills
•Heidi is blabbing to Kimberly about Stacie the bartender’s text message to Spencer.
•Her master plan is to show up at the club Stacie texted Spencer about and have a showdown.
•Over at the BBQ, Brody tries to calm Jayde about Audrina popping into the party.
•Meanwhile at the club, Heidi and her posse arrive to hunt down Stacie.
•Stephanie uses about a million and one adjectives to describe Stacie, some of which cannot be found in any thesaurus.
•Finally, Stacie arrives and the OMGs ensue.
•Stacie plops down near Heidi and they have a friendly chat.
•Stacie tells Heidi that there will always be another “Stacie” Has Stacie been able to clone herself?
•Jayde’s having a panic attack about Audrina and she calls Frankie retarded. Awesome!
•Audrina shows up and blows some kisses at Brody and Jayde is ticked.
•So Jayde tells off Audrina and uses the f word a couple times then drowns her sorrows in a bottle of Jagermeister. She’s class all the way.
•Spencer and Heidi are back at the therapist’s office and their talking about text messages. The therapist looks like she wishes she could disintegrate them both using mind powers.
•So Stephanie and Audrina are talking about Brody and Jayde’s relationship problems. Is it weird that Audrina is suddenly an expert on relationships? Call Dr. Phil or something!
•Btw, Audrina also knows a lot about Brody. She makes it a point to say how much she knows about him and how long she’s known him.
•How many clubs are there in LA? I love how Hills cast members “run into each other” at random clubs constantly. I appreciate that MTV ensures there will be drama this way.
•Audrina and Stephanie hook up with Brody, Jayde and crew at some club and right away Jayde tells Brody to make them leave.
•Brody tells Jayde he can’t be mean so he’s gonna make her tell Audrina off.
•They all get into a ridiculous confrontation and the Aurdrina leaves so Jayde can go back to swigging Jager and full on mackin on Brody.
•Next day, Audrina and her stupid hat show up to lunch with Lo and Lauren.
•Lauren deals out some sound advice. Maybe she really is the Dali Lama of Beverly Hills!
•In therapy session, Spencer has a breakthrough and then gets choked up. Way to get into the scene Spencer.
•Lauren and Brody spend some friend time at Lauren’s second lunch of the day? I don’t know.
•In any case, Brody says his feelings lie with Jayde and I don’t think Lauren’s too happy with that answer. MTV should’ve done a Heidi flashback after she said that.
•Until next time…
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