It's time for the recap for episode 2 of The Hills. I'm summarizing this episode as all about deep thoughts.
•Stephanie and Spencer are fighting again. Snooze.
•But wait, something’s different. Stephanie tells Spencer that the loyalty thing is so over and he sucks. At last!
•Lauren,Audrina and Lo are talking about drama at the b-day party. Blah, blah, blah.
•Next up, Heidi walks with purpose into the bar with the infamous bartender Stacie.
•She talks to Stacie and actually asks if she remembers Spencer from the other night. Why doesn’t she just say, “Remember when MTV came in and was shooting scenes for The Hills the other night?” But I guess Hiedi’s keepin it real.
•Stacie does remember Spencer as “the fighter” but she does not realize that Spencer had a girlfriend. Hmmm….I guess she doesn’t own a TV.
•The conversation with the bartender makes Hiedi’s jaw drops so low you’d think she’d never had plastic surgery.
•Heidi leaves for Colorado to figure things out. I wish I could runaway somewhere when things in my life get rocky.
•Stephanie and Lauren have an awkward chat about Heidi. Stephanie has a hard time picking up on social cues and context clues. I’m guessing she would also have trouble with Blue’s Clues.
•So then Spencer decides to engage in a little Bromance and calls up Brody.
•Best line of the night is Spencer saying “it’s bananas homey.” He’s like a lame version of Gwen Stefani. (No offense to Gwen Stefani)
•Meanwhile, Heidi’s mom is trying to hook her up with her boyfriend from the 3rd grade.
•Heidi feels like this is set up or something. Hmm…I wonder if Heidi feels the same way about everything that happens on The Hills?
•Lauren and Brody go out and discuss deep thoughts.
•Heidi and her mom are on the balcony staring at the snow and discussing deep thoughts.
•Now Spencer’s back at the same bar with the same bartender.
•The bartender tells Spencer his girlfriend is nuts and then they drink a toast to it.
•Then the dialogue runs out and they just stare at each other and maybe they’re thinking deep thoughts?
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